It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief (via wordsnquotes)
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filthycurtains larallama
People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
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  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
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  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
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  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
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  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.
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rainbow-femme larallama
  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
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teenage-revolt larallama
I hope you get everything you deserve. The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via mainlyboredom)
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Don’t mock people for the things that make them happy. (via tonyystark)
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birdasaurus delenavstheuniverse
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dylans-o-brien iwantyoumellark
Black is the most slimming of all colours. It is the most flattering. You can wear black at any time. You can wear it at any age. You can wear it for almost any occasion. I could write a book about black. Christian Dior   (via zorkat)
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eyesontaybert robertpattinsondaily
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ohpattz robertpattinsondaily
Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.” ksumnersmith  (via fantasiawandering)
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