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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

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trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

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arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

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shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

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square mellarkboxers
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virguin:

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

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